Nuance has announced the results of its “I Speak Dragon” contest, Speech Heads—a contest aimed at asking Dragon users to tell the company how the software has successfully impacted their lives. The awards were given in five categories: educational, personal, social, professional, and legal.
The winners Mike Fejes, a public school teacher; Bob Bieber, a sufferer of rheumatoid arthritis; Ronald W. Banks a psychologist; Shirley Bowman, an alternate media specialist; and attorney Judy Chorlog don’t, as you can plainly see, include me or my brother Adam B.
Adam has taken it particularly hard. He is totally unresponsive to our pleas. He’s just repeatedly slamming his head into the desk.
A Nuance spokesperson has tried to soothe us by telling us that there were nearly 1,000 entries this year from across the company’s customer base, but Adam is inconsolable.
“How could I have made better, more life changing, more positive. use of Dragon? Just tell me! How?” he rages at no one in particular. Our editor has been all choked up himself. He can’t even meet Adam’s eyes when he walks past our desks on his way to the water cooler.
To find out how Adam could have used Dragon better himself, check out the winners from Nuance.
maybe next year…