Allison Smith

Your Call WILL Be Recorded

Your Call WILL Be Recorded

Imagine retrieving your mail from your letterbox and noticing that all envelopes have been ripped open, and sloppily re-sealed with a sticker reading: “This mail has been opened and inspected for quality control and training purposes.” Imagine, even more bizarrely, not even caring about that and even accepting this as a normal function of doing business with the post office, or with the company that sent you the letter in the first place.

You Are NOT the Next Caller in Line…

You Are NOT the Next Caller in Line…

While recording the “serious” Asterisk prompts for Digium one day a couple of years ago, I got creative and threw in a “joke” prompt that had been brewing in my mind for awhile: What would happen if, while patiently waiting to talk to someone in a company, they truly did forget that you were on hold?

How to Talk American

How to Talk American

Canadian voice-over talents like me have an interesting challenge that presents itself when your focus is on building an American clientele.

Absenteeism, Debt, and other Not-So-Friendly Products

Absenteeism, Debt, and other Not-So-Friendly Products

I really started to get a serious pit in my stomach when I voiced the first of many automated bill-collection platforms…

Accents–They’re Magically Delicious

Accents–They’re Magically Delicious

She’s competition in a sound studio’s talent list, and for every job I land, Jane gets hired for about three… but I always reminded myself that Jane’s paychecks end up in my bank account.

Why Can’t I Sound Like a Human?

Why Can’t I Sound Like a Human?

There is no other more commonly heard direction either from engineers, the clients, or the ad agency writers than: Just sound like a real person! It is not that easy.

What Won’t You Say

What Won’t You Say

My clients with whom I’ve worked for awhile that I am game to voice pretty much anything… However, there are limits. I have backed off a few projects…